SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Takin’ it to the Streets!
Waaaaaaaaaah! Someone is leaning against a pole! Waaaaaaaah! Someone is hogging too may seats! But how about WHAT THE FUTCH, MTA?!?! You are raising fares after you cut services across the board?!?! I know you got us by the balls but do you have to squeeze so hard???
We pay more, we wait more, and we get less service… ahhh the American way! Some day we’ll tell our children what we paid to ride the trains and they’ll laugh about our antiquated underground choo-choo’s… as they scoot away on their hover boards. Unless the 2012 apocalypse comes, then we don’t have much to worry about!
The MTA must love this site. It completely diverts attention from the real and true Subway Douchery that they provide on a daily basis with no truly believable explanation. If their budget were made of jerks, they’d have a surplus.
Final Thought: The Chairman of the MTA Jay Walder makes about half a million dollars a year. From all of us here at Subway Douchery… FUCK YOU, JAY WALDER!
*** This picture is from The Douchery Reserve taken this morning at Bryant Park. Keep hope alive & Keep on Douchin’ ***
